Dick Purse

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."

by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

humble dick

a guy who has a surprisingly big dick

sally: girl i fucked Johnny last night
karen: but he's skinnny....
sally: not down there:) he's gotta humble dick

by plaidgoesbad June 19, 2017

slipper dick

A very beautiful person from the inside out.

Ricky you're a slipper dick and that's why I love you.

by Syty_74 January 31, 2014

Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.

"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"

by Desert Doc March 8, 2018

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018