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monkey tangle

monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.
white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”
by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023
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Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey

Any "person* that just needs to beat to death. They likely won't accept the consequences of their bullfuckery
You stupid Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey. Fight me to the death
by Slam an 8-ball January 28, 2024
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Brass Monkey

Brass Monkey, that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
by anonymous May 21, 2024
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Monkey Basin

"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"
by Braydle Faced Assassin April 22, 2022
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Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
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uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half
you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry
by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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