monkey

sewy guy

this monkey stole my balls

by sewy69 December 14, 2022

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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

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A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

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Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

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Monkey

Term of endearment. Pet name for someone you want to bite and love sooo much !

Someone you want to look after, care for, and groom if needed.

If someone is your monkey you will be territorial over them. Usually used when you’re just bursting w love for them in the moment.

Me & my monkey: *cuddles*
Me: MONKEYY! *bites him*
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Me: hey monkey !

Him: hey baby *muah*

by Beezy L December 26, 2022

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