monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 19, 2014

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 13, 2023

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! April 27, 2018

Monkey Basin

Look It Up.

"You are such a Monkey Basin"
"Suck My Monkey Basin"
"Your mom looks like a Monkey Basin"
"I am bleeding from my Monkey Basin"

by Braydle Faced Assassin April 23, 2022

Monkey Smile

Shaved Vagina

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.

by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021

Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.

Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.

by 775notown March 19, 2023