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monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.
(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"
by EL Gringo June 18, 2014
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Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.
by Rogerstown September 10, 2014
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arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap
Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth
by Yak on Crack May 26, 2021
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Buck tooth monkey

Buck Tooth monkey is a facial expression, hold out your ears, puff out your cheeks, buck out your teeth and make a double chin. Congrats! You just made the UGLIEST face EVER
Katie, do the buck tooth monkey face!!!

NO BRITT!!
by RahRahRah February 9, 2006
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money tooth

This is my last tooth. It's also my money tooth. EXTRA MONEY !!
by coinroller August 4, 2007
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monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.
Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.
by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012
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