Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

Deez Nuts

You probably got a deez nuts joke but didn’t know what it means, but here’s the true definition: It doesn’t contribute anything to the conversation therefore has 0 effect on life unless you’re an over thinker

“Hey I got diagnosed with Deez” “Deez? What’s that?” “DEEZ NUTS”

by LilithTheLilyPad August 26, 2022

Nut

Semen

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"

by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015

Deez Nuts

A joke made by individual to mention something as in...
These Testicles
If a word sounds familiar or they asked a question familiar

That's when you know They said Deez nuts

Stranger: Yo man do you know who Deez is
You: No I don't know who Deez is
Stranger: DEEZ NUTS

by Saaalurmel May 22, 2022

Ploppy Nut

When a girl is ass up face down and she has a gaping asshole and a guy plops his saggy nut sack in her asshole.

I had you're girl ass up and gave her such a good ploppy nut.

by Roy McHebroid August 26, 2017

Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023