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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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The JetBlue Game

The airline company where some local people fly with… The Experience points are crap and the tickets for flights, increase for 5 months until the end of the year… So bullshit! and a bunch of money!! The Jets wore out every day & night, when we’re ready for takeoff…
Alright kids!, The JetBlue Game is offering us two free flights to Hawaii!!!

Older Kids: That’s a scam, why does JetBlue fuck with the Airport Service,

What the shit???

Pilots at the Airport: The JetBlue Game just got real, and will never get to the breaking point and the ticket prices are increasing every month so it’s a must, VOTE FOR JETBLUE!!!
Stranger (yelling in distance): More like JetPoo!!
Strangers friend: Southwest and Spirit are better for both sides, bro!!!
by Djpandawubs May 12, 2023
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retro gaming

Relating to or denoting a style of computer game programs of the late 20th/early 21st century that is characterized by pixelated artwork and text, recorded to disk storage or Read-Only Memory chips, and primarily intended to be displayed on standard-definition televisions or analog computer monitors.
The Playstation 2/Dreamcast/Gamecube/Xbox generation is considered the end of the retro gaming era.
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i’m off the game

off the game: when i man says some gay shi it dumb shi, you gotta get off the game
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filler games

invaluable common video games one would bundle with a console to sell on eBay so the buyer has incentive to buy the bundle rather than someone else's bundle that doesn't come with any games.
"toss me a stack of filler games I can bundle with this PS2"
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Video Game Voice

The voice used by someone when they are concentrating on their video game and may not be truly listening. This could include a lack of interest, and sarcasm that is not pronounced.
Gamer: What's up?
Person: Not much, just saw a baby elephant.
Gamer: That's the coolest thing ever.
Person: I can't tell if you are serious or not. You are using your Video Game Voice
by ScholasticPrincess June 4, 2013
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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.
Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.
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