by Lukedean March 22, 2010
Get the Dick Jockeymug. A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.
by Unchbo March 20, 2017
Get the paintbrush dickmug. by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009
Get the Dick Relishmug. A girl who relentlessly sniffs and snuffles through a crowded club searching for the biggest, stinkiest cock to suck, craving the largest collection of smegma on the cheesiest unwashed foreskin in the room but willing to settle for any three cheese dicks to make her air tight.
Check out that skank over at the bar, she seems to be sniffing at guys as they walk by. Whats up with that? Oh thats Mikes wife, she is a total dick niffler , but on the bright side I guess this means he's back to work!
by BKD1099 October 24, 2016
Get the dick nifflermug. A woman or man who is so addicted to cock that they constantly are drawn to it and are constantly up and down on it like a dirt dobber
by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011
Get the dick dobbermug. Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.
Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!
iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today
iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today
by yummyjunk March 18, 2020
Get the dick in an assmug. by Daddy spank me harder November 7, 2017
Get the dick poundermug.