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Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)
“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog
by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022
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Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.
by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018
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A Red Monkey

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.

If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.
by jigglebit April 19, 2021
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albino monkey

have you seen an albino monkey before

you mean henry over there

HOLYYYYY SHUITTT
by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023
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Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
My horses name is Spud Monkey
by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023
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Ass monkey

Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021
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