Hot Dog Fingers

1. The condition of having wrinkly, grayish fingers reminiscent of the nitrate-laden sausages warmed on rollers at convenience stores and movie theaters.

2. Digits that have picked up odor after insertion into women's bacon holes.
1. An unexpected side effect of this case of AIDS is a wicked case of hot dog fingers.

2. Her yeasty stinkwallet conferred upon mine digit a real case of the hot dog finger.
by Stumprofigaro January 16, 2012
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hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.
Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof
by simon gardner September 13, 2006
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Snow Dogs

When you're an incredibly talented artist but you really need some cash.
"Did you hear J.K. Rowling is going to publish a couple new Harry Potter books?"
"Yeah... it's her Snow Dogs."
by YouMustSquat July 21, 2017
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Dog locked

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.
Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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dog poo sandwich

Oh henny that cup of tea was 'dog poo sandwich'
by Jonny Barnsley October 20, 2004
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old sea dog

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
by targetforever February 26, 2011
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Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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