Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025

penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia

I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis

by Bush breath January 14, 2021

PENIS BIG

u have a big male reproductive system

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***

by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018

Penis-Sex-ballssssz

the type of nigger-faggot too shove thew wii remote up their asssss

Joshua, that fricking Penis-Sex-ballssssz

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww September 25, 2023

penis

when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot

Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis”
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis”

by tr1xiie June 9, 2024

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022