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Water that a chicken or Cock has previously been inside of or drank.
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by DamienMG August 9, 2021
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A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."
A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."
by Capybara1 August 22, 2021
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Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Could be used as a noun to describe the emotions post coitus with someone or something; or to describe a person who sells themselves or their country out.
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet, I felt used and dirty; and then he threw me out.
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The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
Sex with Jonny left me feeling like a cock puppet. I loved feeling like his cum-dumpster -Shagged and leaking.
The president is Rupert Murdoch's personal cock puppet. He's been used so much, it's now unhygienic!
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by Cockmonster November 4, 2019
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Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.
by samoaneminem January 14, 2004
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