Baby Gronk method

What if baby gronk pulled out his baby meat and gave lizzy a little baby suprise and busted his load everywhere? How would that be? Some pretty viral content there.

Show her the baby gronk method

by Zakarya9797 July 1, 2023

Norwegian Ass Baby

In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said.

That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.

Oh man Igor thats the most beautiful Norwegian ass baby I have ever seen!

by Killa Chris December 9, 2008

Little Baby No Soul

1.) An as of yet unmarketable, but undoubtedly highly demanded children's toy.
2.) The illegitimate spawn of Satan.
3.) The Anti-Christ in baby doll form
4.) Mrs. Simpson's child.

Little baby no soul, new from Mattel, get your's today!

by Realist for Hire? October 3, 2005

twinkle twinkle baby

Insert this phrase in place of the ordinary remarks you might make in a conversation. (what's up baby, kiss my ass, shake it don't brake it, etc)

When your significant other is mad and says what the hell is your problem? then you say "Twinkle Twinkle baby"

by unlv July 3, 2005

baby head syndrome

An affliction of the head in which it appears like that of an infant.

"My, your head exemplifies the epitome of baby head syndrome!"

by vorschlaghammer December 2, 2009

grown man baby

When you dress your infant son in adult-like clothing such as jeans and collared shirts such that they look like a miniature grown man.

Look at that little grown man baby!

by skb1212 July 4, 2014

baby momma momma

The grandmother of your biological child, when the child isn't legally yours. Put simply: the mother of a baby momma.

A famous example of a baby momma momma in pop culture is Ms. Jackson, from the song of the same name written by Outkast.

1) I brought my kid to my baby momma momma's house. He loves his grandma.

In pop culture:

"Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas, mommas... mommas, mommas, baby mommas" - Outkast, "Ms. Jackson"

"I rap so vicious but I talk so politely / Never met a baby momma momma who don't like me" - J. Cole, "The Autograph"

by jettripleseven November 16, 2013