This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024
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Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
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“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
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When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
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MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME
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