bitch bible

A list of defined rules made up by woman that they want men to follow.

I had to consult the bitch bible when she got mad at me for saying "she should smile"

by Harold Richard Powers June 29, 2021

bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

dumb bitch

also known as mark lee, you literally can’t get any dumber than mark lee

“hey it’s the dumb bitch!” “mark? where?”

“i frickin love that dumb bitch. by dumb bitch i mean mark lee, but we already knew that.”

by your mother truckin savior November 18, 2018

Bottom bitch

Bottom bitch is when ur in a serious relationship with a girl and she’ll do anything for you, kinda like a ride or die. that is called a bottom bitch

amy: “why do I feel like you’re cheating on me.”
jamie: “girl you know you my “bottom bitch.”

by nbtoj July 9, 2022

Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

by Mr Brian Munich October 23, 2019

bitch wild

wild, crazy, elevated enthusiasm, a new level of insane fun

"I can't believe last night we had 9 jager shots each, danced on the tables, hitchhiked across town in a random hummer, flew to las vegas at the last minute and ended up partying with paris hilton! That was bitch wild!!!"

by legallyrachel January 7, 2009

KiNNs Bitch

A person who sees a man in a wheel chair with no legs!
His name is Neeko. Also reffered to as Neeko No Legs.
Neeko No legs will haunt you and chase you out.

Not to worry! Daddy KiNN is here to Save the Day.

#ATM

AHHH! IT'S A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR WITH NO LEGS!! RUN IT'S NEEKO NO LEGS! IT'S KiNNs Bitch!

by PWADAY April 23, 2022