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Post-wank Depression

after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.

person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
by pooooose June 24, 2010
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i want fuck you sex sex sex

the ultimate pick-up line, coined by the defense minister of Iraq, as soon as someone says it to another person, their clothes disappear into the void and they immediately start sexing uncontrollably, currently, there is only one recorded person in history that was strong enough to resist it.
"i want fuck you sex sex sex"
*they start sexing*
by boyeohboye March 11, 2022
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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!
by Painted in Laughter October 11, 2008
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Armoured Wank Ball

Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
by Kamakazibuttsecks February 2, 2006
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"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014
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Coke Wank

A phrase popularized by the comedian Jim Jefferies,

Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.
"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies
by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel June 6, 2014
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Cosmo And Wanda

The two best fairies in the whole world! Stars of the Fairly Odd Parents.
Cosmo- Green Hair, really stupid, Male

Wanda- Pink Hair, responsible, Female

Cosmo and Wanda are both- Fairies, Godparents to Timmy Turner, will never die
by Wanda ( 0_o ) May 25, 2009
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