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DogBot Virus

A little know computer virus some claim is run by the Chinese government, that dogs american online retailers and undercuts prices by pennies at a time via A robot system...
example a DogBot Virusis is if your selling widgets for 4.99... the dogbot will set it's prices at 4.98 , you lower your price dogbot lowers and so on and so on til your losing money with every sale.. the virus will dog you, like a blood hound chasing an escaped convict.
by dogbotmn September 5, 2013
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M1S1 Virus

A virus which originates from a special guy named Michael Sorge. It tends to be contracted when one does not want to go into work and feels like having the day off. M1S1 tends to reappear every week or two.

Symptoms include: lack of effort in work, delaying projects for no apparent reason, and various other methods to not have to work.
Coworker 1: "I heard the M1S1 virus is going around."
Coworker 2: "Oh brother! Again???"
by jfresh42069 March 13, 2025
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Friendship Virus

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary, not the pandemic. Connect with the Torontonian on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Did the Canadian Police put your personal chats online?
Aayush: I don't know, but I have been called the 'friendship virus' for a long time.

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks. Most of what you have been reading on Urban Dictionary is from my personal chats with a beauty queen. I am a Friendship Virus.
by anonymous January 4, 2022
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Computer Virus

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!
by x135 November 19, 2023
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Uploading a mind virus

No... No...
Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Virused

Past tense of getting a virus or having a virus
I am not virused
by CactusNuke July 4, 2022
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nechuwu virus

The worst virus known to man, whoever gets it becomes very SUS and Autistic. Whenever you see someone with the virus RUN.
HE HAS THE NECHUWU VIRUS, RUN!!!!
by Nechuwu March 4, 2023
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