The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
Get the Gnostic mind virusmug. In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
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by solusq September 10, 2025
Get the Send Virusmug. When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.
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"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"
"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
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"What the fuck are heavy legs?"
"Dunno, gfgi"
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