The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
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Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it
Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague
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Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
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