Vader

A device used by various members of the female sex when guys just won't do it for them.

The Cosmic-Invader may be purchased at Hustler superstore.

by haha February 10, 2005

Darth Vader

When a guy getting a blow job puts on a Darth Vader mask and ruins the moment for the chick giving him head just before he blows his load. Also, he breathes into the mask telling her he's about to blow his load while sounding like James Earl Jones with the heavy breathing bit.

"I was giving Matt a special yeaterday and he decided to pull a Darth Vader on me."

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 18, 2006

Valeria

A 5"3 Russian girl who plays tennis and is pretty awesome in general

Valeria is still taller than Kim k

by Wagamma 07/02/16 September 22, 2016

Darth Vader

Its when you cum in a girls mouth and your jiz makes the roof of her mouth and the lower part stick together so when she tries to breath through her mouth it sounds like darth vader breathing

why is she breathing so hard?

I gave her a Darth Vader.

by Mr horrible Gross guy May 10, 2010

the vader

after ejaculation, punch the female in the throat to cause her to gasp for air resembeling the breathing method of darth vader

yeah, so when i was done, i gave that bitch the vader

by boxinpimp04 November 17, 2006

Valeria

Sex addict. Usually has big ass and titties. Brazilian and usually has someone of the same language. Names Could be Jose, Miguel, Alejandro. She didn’t give a fuck about you opinion. Sucks small dick. Usually fucks in 3 weeks of dating.

Me: Did you see Miguel and Valeria Fucking
Other: Hell no dude

by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019

Valery

Just thot in general, will suck and/or fuck for hits from carts/vapes (possibly gas?).

Man 1: Nigga that bitch sucked the cum out brody just to hit his cart.

Man 2: That bitch a Valery on god dawg

by Big Skeetz March 18, 2020