twat mongler

1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes

OJ Simpson is such a twat mongler.

by tommyO699 January 23, 2009

twat pocket

also known as a " sausage wallet " or " buffalo gums " or " rooster jaws "

The meat drapery displayed by LaShawntay was a perfect example of a twat pocket. I will pass on that dinner roll

by www.icoremusic.com March 18, 2004

twinkle twat

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours

She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

twat nom

To nom one's twat, or to eat one out.

Chatspeak for eating pussy.

"I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY!"
"Twat nom. Lawls."

by Ho'nique D June 25, 2008

whistling twat

wide and loose, whistles like a coke bottle

the slut has a whistling twat

by nm1 December 31, 2008

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008

swamp twat

a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!

yuckkkkkkkkk we smelled that nasty swamp twat creepin up on us...

by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010