twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.

"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair

by Eggnerd November 11, 2019

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

..............

They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

Tweaking

A crack head in withdrawal after being denied a dollar from a stranger

That white boy over there tweaking because I wouldn’t give him a dollar

by jmusic January 29, 2020