Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.

"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"

by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

twatterbox

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

by keltikfyre October 28, 2010

Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.

That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!

by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011

Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life

Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...

by Dionysia December 11, 2011