turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

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Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

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turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass

who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

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turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)

Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night

by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024

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Turbo

The one sent to burn it the fuck down and eradicate the Shesquatch / Yeti-Cunt-A-Sarus. He's nothing special but at the same time he is special. Alpha Male.

Man did you see that shit? He totally went Turbo on that shit.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

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