Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

Hot Tub

2 Static niggas gay fuckin in a DE

Tiltyhomo just packed the fudge of ruby in a hot tub

by Tiltyzinc October 13, 2020

Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.

“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”

by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025

Tubs

These ultimate bitches

Man those niggas tubs now! Maybe they will snap chat us that pussy, if we cool. No cap!

Tubs always giggle when they see a real nigga but ain't no water for the horse dick

by Igotitonme4real June 3, 2023

Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack

Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.

by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018

Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 23, 2022