Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

ship master

A person who can ship people quickly and is almost always correct about da ship

I am da best ship master

by Random perosn February 26, 2019

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 4, 2023

sinking ship

a nickname for manchester united football club

p1: man united are a sinking ship
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

Spin the Ship

the act of turning a womans tits so much that they tear off and can be kept as soveneirs

oh that hooker let me spin the ship but now shes dying in an alley.

by fuckaidsbabycunt July 9, 2011

Echo-ship

Echo-ship

/ˈɛkəʊ-ʃɪp/ noun

1. A lingering emotional or physical connection between former romantic partners who are no longer together, often resurfacing out of nostalgia, comfort, or unresolved feelings.

2. A relationship that exists only as an echo of what once was — familiar but hollow, repeating old patterns without real commitment or future.

“It wasn’t love anymore, just an echo-ship — two people haunted by their own history.”

Etymology:
From echo (a reflection or repetition of sound) + relationship. Coined to describe the emotional “after-sound” of a past romance that continues to reverberate even after it has officially ended.

“They said they’d moved on, but their late-night messages showed they were still stuck in an echo-ship.”

by Cky420 November 11, 2025