tire rental

When you are broke as shit and can't afford new tires so you say fuck your pride and beg.

Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.

by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Tired

A man that has been pounded for too long.

Whoa Jimmy was tired after Jill

by I know what I know & it right January 26, 2019

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018