test those tires 

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

test those tires by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

butt ass tired 

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to fall asleep.

butt ass tired by Brettwads December 24, 2020

bone tired 

extremely tired

I'm bone tired after am long day at work.

bone tired by its12:49-03/13/14 April 20, 2014

hyber-happy-tired 

a person who has been hyper from being extremely happy and is crashing from using too much energy at once. This person will be extremely tired and wont want to do much afterwards. (this is why you only want to catch someone entering the phase of hyber-happyiness so that you can have fun, not after.)

"dude that guy's been running around in circles all day"
"yeah but I think he's done now wait....for.... it..."
***THUNK??***
"yup, he's done for now. Just falling on the ground like that he must be hyber-happy-tired!"

hyber-happy-tired by Dreamerinthetwilight February 8, 2010

Drink Tired & Butter-licked 

Drink Tired & Butter-licked

The true definition of what people consider a hang-over.

I am sorry guys, I can't go out two nights in a row at my age. I feel "Drink Tired & Butter-licked".

Drink Tired & Butter-licked by indianachris March 12, 2009

Get a little mud on the tires 

In Brad Paisleys song “Mud on the tires” he is talking about having sex.

Girl I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires.

Get a little mud on the tires by BigTDawg January 27, 2022

I'm tired

Words that are often followed by a suicide attempt.

Person A: I'm tired.
Person B: Try to get some rest.
Person A: Yeah good idea.

I'm tired by Bobloblawblah August 3, 2019