When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS January 23, 2012
When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
by Darylisms May 07, 2015
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 07, 2010
Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
by dr dipper January 09, 2010
by Big Dick Shakur July 08, 2016