Peter: Ah man, i had to unscrew the tip on friday, it was proper itching
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
Sue: If i had a tip it would irritate me too, don't worry
by dr dipper January 9, 2010
Get the Unscrew The Tipmug. 1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010
Get the congratulations tipmug. When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.
Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."
by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012
Get the Tip Splittermug. by Big Dick Shakur July 7, 2016
Get the Tipping The Canoemug. When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.
by Darylisms May 8, 2015
Get the tip dickedmug. 
