Booty Tickled

Not fully butthurt; to be slightly offended

Girls: "That bitch mad dogged me"
Boy: "Oh, don't get all booty tickled"

by littledudeacrossthestreet October 24, 2012

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Shit Ticket

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

tickness

as opposed to the typical pronunciation "thickness" which refers to a thick, desirable, voluptuous woman (usually with a large behind and fine curves), this word is pronounced tick-ness, so as to adhere more to the gangster accent/origin from which the term is derived

O hello woman, go on 'n' get ovrr hrrr tickness.

by ter1080 June 27, 2010

Ticky penis

A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.

Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.

Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.

"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"

"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 6, 2012

metro ticket

aptly named, metro-ticket-shaped, landing strip of a brazilian wax. (most commonly used in France, as "ticket de metro.")

FR:
- "Qu'est-ce que tu preferes: tout epile, ticket de metro, ou foret vierge?"

- "Le foret vierge, c'est sale. Tout epile, ce n'est pas naturel. Donc, c'est mieux le ticket de metro!"

EN:
- "Which do you prefer: completely bare, metro ticket, or wild forest?"

- "The wild forest is nasty. Completely bare is unnatural. So the metro ticket is best!"

by Moise L. Sanspoil October 18, 2008

Pda ticket

A pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get handed when the Pda police catches them doing something nasty like; groping, making out, kissing, etc.

A: Oh dude you got a Pda ticket?
B: Yeah I guess we are gonna be labeled a PDA-heavy couple now

by sistershook123 March 30, 2019