thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006

thunder thighs

Pertaining to a person with very large or fat thighs.

I need to get rid of these thunder thighs.

by Light Joker September 7, 2004

Thunder Blow Job

The act of a man forcefully inserting his cock into a womans mouth. Usually coming from a top position, causing the woman to severely gag and choke, often leading to crying from the female from the ferocity of the oral assault.

The Thunder Blow Job the man recieved caused his girlfriend to cry and choke

by LoveYourSquirt January 20, 2009

Blue Thunder

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.

He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

by LPreZ December 24, 2009

thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.

Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."

by Argonak April 19, 2008

thunder pumpkins

huge boobs

Hunny, your thunder pumpkins give me wood.

by corn flaps April 8, 2010