Thinkorswim

The absolute best trading platform. Just like Robinhood but for chads instead.

Person 1: just bought AMC on robinhood

Person 2: hah, just wait till you get a margin call. I’m busy making an /ES bull put on thinkorswim

by PhilMcCrack November 12, 2021

thunkathunk

An epiphany had whilst high

Wow man, I just thunkathunk

by Boz33 September 30, 2021

Thinking about arson

Someone that is thinking about burning the White House

Shaggy: zoinks scoob i think Velma is Thinking About Arson

Scooby: we should eliminate her......

by click here for a dollar October 13, 2021

thinking joke

when someone makes a double decker triple layered analysis-required joke that you need a harvard phd to understand

joe: man, this weather feels like someone ate a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
joe: yes
john: fuck you

by Duck0321 January 30, 2022

Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

thinkingaboutladynoir

Val is such an amazing person, she is so kind, pretty and her videos are awesome! thinkingaboutladynoir is the name of her tiktok account and you should follow it because it outstanding

Person 1: have you heard of thinkingaboutladynoir?

Person 2: No, who is it?

Person 1: She’s a tiktoker and she needs more hype! <3

by society.emic December 24, 2021

Thunk

When PreciousStoneTV is deep in thought about absolutely nothing that will help his current situation.

If you leave Axolotls out of water too long they become lizards... Just a thunk...

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 March 9, 2022