wobbly wizard

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
by wibbles112233 October 07, 2010
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foreskin wizard

A foreskin wizard is a masterful being who is all powerful. They are this way because they have unlocked the secret use of the foreskin because It doesn't seem to have one. But that secret is for them to know and for you to find out. Once you become one of these wizards you will be able to crush buildings using nothing but that skin on the tip of your penis. Kodak Black is one of these people because he has become one with the skin he just doesn't show his powers.
Sam: man I wonder why that nigha kodaks bars are so fire.
Skylar: because that nigha is a foreskin wizard and he is all powerful
by Skizza_the_Nizza March 13, 2017
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Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew
Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.
by Wizardstew February 19, 2015
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Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.
Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.
by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013
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Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.
Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!
by anggl July 19, 2014
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creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
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Uber Wizard

A way in saying something is truly amazing. Something that is beyond God.
John: Yo Mike, that sky walker og that we smoked last night was Uber wizard
Mike: facts...
by Coopers nuts on my chin September 26, 2018
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