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Softcat Money

"Softcat Money" is a phrased used in justification of wild, irratic or needless expenditure. Often used to describe a position of high disposable income or affluence. Similar to: "Because I can".
"Dude, why'd you just buy 20 jager bombs, you don't even like jager....."

"Softcat Money."

"Fair."
by GreatBrit. May 17, 2013
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Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.
“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”
by gatphacedea November 22, 2021
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chad money

When you don't have any money and you're broke like Batman's back.
I wanted to buy stuff during the Steam Summer Sale, but I had chad money and couldn't afford anything.
by fireboom2253 June 21, 2017
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Loud Money

Fat stacks. Bringing in money in large amounts on the reg. Someone who makes loud money likes to flaunt it. They usually wear expensive clothes, nice jewelry, drive expensive cars and drink fancy craft beers.
I heard Jake’s business took off.

Yeah, didn’t you see his car? He’s making loud money.
by The_Streets September 13, 2020
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Mud money

Money earned in the concrete industry
Rise and shine, gotta make some mud money today.
by Concrete_Syndicate January 13, 2019
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organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017
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Miracle Money

Money that you didn't think you had. Usually found in a time when you need it, making it a miracle to find.

Miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.
"That will be $8.24."
"Shoot, I only have $7.12, let me see if I have any miracle money in my pockets."
by sniims October 15, 2011
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