Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
Get the uncle schmoomug. When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.
Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.
by DabMauFive November 4, 2017
Get the rusty unclemug. 1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.
by faust2501 August 8, 2018
Get the uncle sundaymug. The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
Get the molester unclemug. when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...
by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 12, 2018
Get the uncle flashbacksmug. by I am Hitler July 31, 2019
Get the Uncle Chestermug. by TheOfficeJohn April 27, 2019
Get the Uncle Dudleymug.