Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.
by W.E. Coyote August 21, 2003
When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass
by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017
by Braprider August 24, 2006
When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.
by Scatboy July 11, 2008
When a Fat woman touches your dick and you get the biggest boner of your life. Your dick is at maximum power ready to fuck some bitches up! "Your sword is stronger, you can feel it throbbing in your hand".
-misconception-annihilated
-misconception-annihilated
1) In the SNES Classic "The Legend of Zelda A Link To the Past" a fat fairy upgrades your master sword a so that it becomes the Golden Sword.
2) I got a Golden Sword in my pants right now
2) I got a Golden Sword in my pants right now
by misconception-annihilated March 01, 2010
by Typical-IceCream November 14, 2017
I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006