Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.

“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”

by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

Rat gear

Used as an insult to a person's outfit, implying what somebody is wearing belongs on a rat

"That outfit is rat gear"

by Peacrab August 21, 2025

Geared to go

Ready for sexual escapades, often involving extreme fetishes that require preparation

When Chad asked me if I wanted to be peed on, I told him I was geared to go! Towels, condoms and a pikachu onesie in my go-bag!

by Stochastic penguin September 14, 2025

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.

"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."

by bearybandit February 27, 2025

Fighting Gear

Australian slang for cutlery.

G'day Knackers, could I have some fighting gear for me steak please?

by Doodab March 5, 2025

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025