cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 17, 2007

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.

Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.

by NotebookLives April 01, 2011

cock doughnut

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.

Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

by jasorkowski657 December 24, 2015

Travel cock

An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.

Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'

Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'

Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'

by shmurnt August 08, 2009

Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

by Mrs. Unger January 16, 2016

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

Cock Sherpa

Someone who sherpa's your cock into, or around, a girls vagina.

I got laid last night thanks to the good work of Jon, the cock sherpa.

by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011