eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.

School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!

by Goggle January 10, 2005

testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"

Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.

by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009

Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.

Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.

by jboob September 22, 2009

testicle texting

(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes

Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.

Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.

Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.

by julsmileyface August 4, 2009

Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

testicular

When something is "hot as balls"

wow its really testicular outside

by Newyoka November 15, 2015

Testicle

The testicle or testis is the male reproductive gland in all animals, including humans. It is homologous to the female ovary. The functions of the testes are to produce both sperm and androgens, primarily testosterone. Testosterone release is controlled by the anterior pituitary luteinizing hormone; whereas sperm production is controlled both by the anterior pituitary follicle-stimulating hormone and gonadal testosterone.

"Hey man! Someone just kicked my testicles and it hurt!"

by baberuthboi May 15, 2018