teeney peeney

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004

eleven-teen-year-old

Refuring to a very annoying, very young, pre-teen girl between the ages of 11-15 who jump at any opportunity to fuck an older man. (commonly found at concerts)

"There are more eleven-teen-year-olds here than an All Time Low show."

by juturna102 November 15, 2009

teen movie

Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.

The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

teenie bopper

Girls about nine or ten years old that look like mini scene chicks and run around wearing their mom's fake pearls and bright pink tutu's with green striped stockings.

The best two things to ever happen to them was Jesse McCartney and Switchfoot.

They try to act like they're special when in all actuality, they're just acting like their poser older sisters.

Karren kicked a bunch of teenie boppers out of the coffee shop yesterday.

by marsvoltalover19 May 5, 2006

teen girl squad

A cartoon drawn by Strong Bad by an e-mail request. Cheerleader, so-and-so, Wha'ts her face, and THE UGLY ONE! The characters represent the four steriotypes of teenage girls: A preppy one, a brainy one, a gothic one, and...well...an ugly one!

What's her face: I met a possum!
So-and-so: Good for you.

by Ihatesimpleplan July 4, 2004

teen

1. Humans between the age of 12 and 18.
2. (internet)Any woman between the age of 18 and 70.

Click here for more free teens!

by Alan. May 12, 2006

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.

Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.

by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009