doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

Leo tax

Hourly taxes put in place to finance the boardroom of The Leo.

If I don't pay my Leo tax, I'll get fired.

by Leo Anger May 14, 2006

goof tax

- To put a price an item for an idiot.

- Idiot tax

Im gonna goof tax you on this if you wreck my shit!

by Jessica7191 February 24, 2018

tax-an-bong

Any asian's version of of their weed bong.

YuYu got lit with his beautifully crafted tax-an-bong.

by alacran2121 November 23, 2009

Tax man

The reason Rangers Football doesn’t exist anymore

Billy : hey dad why do Celtic fans say we don’t exist anymore

George : *flashbacks to 2012* uh because the tax man came calling

by ThePEhall March 6, 2020

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008