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vag on tap 

A steady supply of sex from a female. This could be from one female, like from a steady girlfriend. Or it could be from many girls, like if you happen to be a good looking celebrity who gets lots of different chicks.
My girlfriend is a crazy, controlling succubus. But hey, my dignity is a small price to pay for having vag on tap.
vag on tap by Blue_Berry_Jerry April 12, 2011
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sex on tap

Being able to have sex whenever you want.
'my ex dumped me because I wanted sex all the time, i would have thought boys would have liked sex on tap.'
sex on tap by xLaurax August 15, 2008

mushroom tap 

to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a penis, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face
dude i so mushroom tapped that chick
mushroom tap by faroramzes October 29, 2003

I'd tap that 

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"
I'd tap that by HJxJJ June 4, 2012

turtle tap 

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis
I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.
turtle tap by master of love May 20, 2004

jesus h. tap-dancing christ

an exclamation used by jake in the blues brothers, better than saying jesus fucking christ
Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"