Tits on the Table

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

by GrahamM February 6, 2013

taddletale

one who blabs to the nearest authority figure when the slightest bad thing happens

Mommy! Timmy didn't do his homework!
Oh, Tommy! Don't be such a taddletale!

by a local citizen February 27, 2005

table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 22, 2004

tade

A mixture of sweet tea with lemonade

my grandmother made tade and sandwiches for lunch.

by pat mac2 August 6, 2008

table

n. It is in the middle and things are on it.

"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!

by collegekid111 April 17, 2010

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010