blah me

A self-centered person

Roy: Man, I can't believe how much Belle could talk, she just got things to say on any possible subjects!

Jay: Yeah, she's a blah me.

Roy: Huh?

Jay: No matter what topics and how much she says, you can summarize all into two words, 'blah' and 'me'. Blah blah blah me me blah blah... She just needs your attention mate.

Roy: You're freaking right!

by tm annon December 15, 2010

worda me

like swearing on God, but on your {life} instead.

I love her worda me

by matdayyy May 2, 2018

spot me

Slang for "lend me," as in money or other goods.

Hey, spot me some cash for dinner and I'll pay you back on Tuesday.

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

excuse me

what the fuck you just say

boy 1: ya gurl a bitch
boy 2: excuse me

by lakeisha August 8, 2005

bite me

1. (v) A slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick".

Wanna fuck?
Bite Me.

by Bunny69 October 20, 2005

ping me

To send a signal or make brief contact.

Recently from computer networking, where one computer (usually a client) will send a quick, pointless query to another computer (usually a server) in order to find out if it is still online and see how long the response takes.

Originally from the naval warfare practice of "active sonar" where one ship (usually a surface ship) will send out a given sound or "ping" in order to measure the direction and delay in the "echo" of that sound off of another body (usually a submarine.

Can we go to the movie tomorrow?
I don't know... Ping me around eight and we'll see how things are going.

by Honor June 23, 2004

pipe me

fellatio

(imperative/verb)

Ray Donovan, HBO, 'New Birthday' episode (August 11, 2013).
Marvin.. to Bridget: "Pipe me!"

by gdl September 8, 2013