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Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.
Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.
by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015
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shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.
That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.
by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016
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Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.
Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!
by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018
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the simpsons

a hilarious tv show that started off as a simple program in like, 19 something. and as grown more and more popular ever since. creator matt groening thought it wouldn't be popular, but here we are today, some watching it this very second.
by santicorncob May 7, 2018
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homer sampson

homer sampson is the dank version of homer simpson
by homer sampson312 November 13, 2018
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Luke simpson

A Tiktok thot nigger, but kinda thicc and would smash
Bus down lemme see Luke Simpson bus down
by Pookolo February 17, 2019
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bart simpson

bart simpson is a state of mind. some of the characteristics of someone with this state of mind are: school-hating, badly behaved, lots of attitude and a pot head
isabel is literally the embodiment of bart simpson
by shitttzngigglez March 15, 2020
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