An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.
"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."
by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025
Get the surfing dick mug.DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!
by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008
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traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.
by Shaniqua Walters May 16, 2008
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me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010
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Get the Backyard Surfing mug.To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.
He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.
by beucephalus April 1, 2011
Get the Van Surfing mug.superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.
by Urban Misanthrope June 6, 2011
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