shuffle

To have a "shuffle"

The act of masturbation, normally by a female. Shuffle denotes the rythmic hand movement used to stimulate the nether regions

I caught Kim having a shuffle in her room last night

by Usually007 August 25, 2004

muddbutt shuffle

Where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and butt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.

"After that last pale ale went through me, I had to do the muddbutt shuffle to the washroom."

by O-bone April 21, 2007

awkward shuffle

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.

Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.

by death rabbit May 21, 2010

Argentinian Shuffle

A sexual position discovered in the 18th century. It consists of the male partner laying flat on his back while his female counterpart performs fellatio while rotating counterclockwise around his genitalia. The female partner may be required to maneuver over the male partner's body as she "shuffles." As the female partner moves, she will "meow" like a member of the feline family.

- "Hey baby, how about you give me an Argentinian Shuffle?"

- Zip

- "Meow"

by Argentina0005 September 5, 2011

oliver shuffle

n. extremely gay type of jumpshot. usually accompanied by a three-to seven step travel.

1.Oh snap! Did you see that oliver shuffle?

2.First the oliver shuffle followed by the ballerina style rebound! Incredible!

by Andrew "analyzer" Johnson December 1, 2004

skuffage

Pronunciation: (skoo-fij)

a state of complete and utter coolness. Reaching a level of zen far above anything seen before. Often used as an expression in response to a statement made by a peer, replacing such words as "cool" or "sweet." Having skuffage is far above being cool or sweet.

Person 1: I just hit the lottery.

Person 2: Skuffage!!

by Chris and Kelly July 29, 2008

Shuffldipity

the act of listening to your iPod on shuffle expecting to hear to some songs that are less than compatible with your mood, and finding that, no matter how long you listen, every song is just the song that you wanted to hear!
Shuffle + Serendipity = Shuffldipity

"It was a total case of shuffldipity," she said, "I was sad about Erin and ONLY sappy love songs came on!"

by Christen L. October 22, 2008