Sneezure

(n). (1) When a person sneezes so hard that it causes them to lose focus and/or stop functioning for a small period of time.

The woman had a sneezure while driving that was so bad that she momentarily forgot how to drive.

by Hypocritical Lion August 28, 2017

Squeeze bucket

Boyfriend

Hey Tor, where's your squeeze bucket?

by Spl08812 September 14, 2017

Sneezure

Sneeze Seizure•
When you're trying to sneeze without making noise and it causes you to jerk around so you look like you're having a seizure.

Feeling a sneeze- coming and knowing any sudden noise would wake the baby, the woman had a sneezure.

by Mrs.Reznor September 27, 2017

squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019

squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

by Friday April 9, 2019