pop a squat

Pop a squat simply means to sit down on any sort of seat. Often used by old people.

Hey, pop a squat over here.

by BurdenInHand December 30, 2014

jack squat

A stronger variation on the slang usage of "squat", meaning "absolutely nothing".

The origin of the phrase is unknown, but most likely it shares roots with the negatory slang usage of "jack".

"I get paid jack squat at my job."

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

squarsh

The combination of squishing and smashing in an unnattractive manner.

"Lauren's boobs are totally squarshing out the bottom of that bra." or "I can't believe that girl squarshed ALL her fat into those tiny jeans!"

by ErinH April 30, 2008

coping a squat

to shit or crap

Person 1:Yo whats taking him so long in there?
Person 2: He prolly coping a squat

by Spik3zz February 18, 2004

Otter Pop Squat

Having a frozen Otterpop put in girls ass once thawed squat over your face and let thawed otter pop drain in to your mouth.

That bitch is so fine I would let her do an otter pop squat.

by JonBoypepsi October 16, 2008

SQUATCH

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.

1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.

by Just Todd... November 23, 2006

keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007