The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010
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When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!
by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009
Get the Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma mug.When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.
Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!
Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!
by Mud Monkey in Brazil December 9, 2008
Get the Gorilla Slap mug.a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 7, 2010
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James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."
by James izzle April 14, 2005
Get the chocolate mushroom slap mug.It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.
by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006
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